• Vegetarians make better lovers.
  • Collect bonus bandages—get them while you can!
  • LOL@ Meat Boys bad breath.
  • Tofu Boy is not only sexy, he tastes good too!
  • Impressive. But don't keep Bandage Girl waiting…
  • Firm, Extra Firm or Silken—Tofu can fulfill all your needs!
  • Over 27 billion animals are slaughtered every year in the U.S.
  • You can't actually make a dress out of raw rotting animal flesh.
  • Cows are clever and have been known to go to amazing lengths to escape from slaughterhouses.
  • Vegans do it better!
  • Hurry back, Meat Boy is starting to rot and collect flies.
  • You could save 100 animals per year by adopting a meat-free diet.
  • Tofu doesn't scream when you cut it!
  • Cows are packed with steroids to grow abnormally large.
  • Don't eat anything that had eyes!
  • Meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than vegans are.
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