Another Cuban missile crisis is upon us, but this time, it's a crisis that would make even President John F. Kennedy blush. Across this great nation, guys are lasting a minute, sometimes less. It's a problem so severe that not even imagining Fidel Castro during sex can help. But perhaps it's not their imagination that's lacking—maybe it's something they ate. It turns out that eating meat isn't good for your meat. Now there's some food for thought!

GO VEGAN! Meat-centered diets increase the risk of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol that can threaten your life AND your love life by putting you at a higher risk of erectile dysfunction. Vegetarians are 32 percent less likely to develop heart disease than their meat-eating counterparts and run a lower risk of suffering from cancer and diabetes.

Go vegan.
Avert the crisis.

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